Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
PREACH
why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
Too scared to try…
Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.
I did it
Best adrenalin rush all day.
NOT SAYING IT.
Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg
oh no
i’m good
i’ve been sitting here with this huge grin on my face and i can’t decide
I-I wanna say it, but……
O n O
Leave it to Tumblr to make me question my very existence before bed every night…
Why would the simulation give me the suggestion to end it via this tweet? Unless someone on the outside was trying to contact me…omg I might actually be Neo
my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago
then I realize it was actually 17
Lady Gaga will collaborate with Argentinian designer Rodrigo Otazu and Nicola Formichetti to release a Jewelry Collection that consists of six Swarovski crystal necklaces which possess a tribal like quality.
They will also help to create a fashion film to promote the collection at the Paris…
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
