so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
isnt that illegal
Sounds pretty pedo
Everyone needs a transparent pug jumping around their blog
You little shit. I tried not to reblog this
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
then that’s the best because they love you for absolutely no reason
Oh man if I did that for people it’d be longer than the 5th Harry potter book
Yahoo, you do realise you bought a gay porn website.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
The most accurate text post pertaining and relating to me. God bless this post so much.
